Mario Ballotelli yesterday: “I will steer clear of controversy around the time of the derby”
Mario Ballotelli last night: “I was setting off fireworks in my bathroom, when the first floor of my house caught on fire”
This man is an inadvertent comedy genius.
Pic 1: City and United fans cast their Tevez shirts into the ‘Recycling Tevez’ truck outside the Etihad Stadium
Pic 2: Rivals Manchester fans are being encouraged to ditch their replica Tevez jerseys at Old Trafford this SundayPic 3: Off you go: Bookmakers Betfair will ship all of the unwanted shirts to charities in Tevez’ native Argentina
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2051274/Carlos-Tevez-trash-T-shirt-campaign-launched-unite-Manchester-fans.html#ixzz1bJNBmb3d
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